Quotes from Patrick Fugit movies and TV shows

Pastor Skip: Patrick, this is not a gray area.
Patrick: Dad, it's all a gray area.
Pastor Skip: THE BIBLE IS BLACK AND WHITE!

Patrick: Mary, you want to go out sometime?
Mary: What? Are you going to take me out on your "scooter"?
Patrick: Come on, I'm like, totally adorable, besides, it would drive Hilary Faye crazy.
Mary: I can't. I'm... Not dating right now.
Patrick: What about tomorrow night? Will you be dating then?

Pastor Skip: Divorce is not part of God's plan.
Patrick: Dad, you need to think of a new plan.