Quotes from Norm MacDonald movies and TV shows

Sam: Well Mitch, it looks like we got ourselves a fight, huh?
Mitch Weaver: Great, it's fightin' time! Can I be on their side?

Mitch Weaver: Things could be worse, you know. I could have gotten my nose bit off by a Saigon whore.

Mitch Weaver: Note to self - Aunt Jenny is your Aunt.

Derrick: Hand over the milk money, Weaver.
Mitch Weaver: I'm afraid I can't do that Derrick, I'm just not sure you'll spend it on milk.