Quotes from Ned Beatty movies and TV shows

Sam Kolawetz: Captain America, ya gotta help us. There was a scientist, eh, an Italian, eh, her name was eh... Doctor, eh, Vaseline?

Bobby: Which way we goin', this way or that way?
Lewis: I think downstream would be a good idea.

Bobby: We beat it, didn't we? Didn't we beat that?
Lewis: You don't beat it. You don't beat this river.

Mountain Man: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee.
Bobby: Weee.
Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee.
Bobby: Weee.

Bobby: Hey, what happens if we flip this thing over?
Lewis: Now that you brought that up, hang onto your paddle. And if you hit any rocks, don't hit 'em with your head.

Bobby: Talk about genetic deficiencies-isn't that pitiful?

Sherrif Bullard: Don't ever do nothin' like this again. Don't come back up here.
Bobby: You don't have to worry about that, Sheriff.

Grandpa: Look! Purple may be a little strange.
Mrs. Orfus: Yes!
Grandpa: But that's because he is a brilliant musician!
Mrs. Orfus: No! No! Purple is an alien!

Harvey Skitters: yes! magnificent! oh, hello!
Grandpa: hello! Billy, this is Mr Harvey Skitters. I used to take your dad out here when he was your age.
Billy Johnson: why'd he stop?
Grandpa: maybe he's too old for circus, or maybe for time with his father.

Lex Luthor: North... Why does he always go north?
Otis: He wants to ski?