Samantha: May I be excused?
Grandma Helen: Where are you going?
Samantha: I have a dance to go to - at school. It's a very important dance... uh we're being graded on it, for Gym.
Samantha: Oh my God! What should I do? Should I go up to him and and should I say, "Hi Jake, I'm Samantha", or no, maybe I should let him come to me?
The Geek: This is not my department.
Samantha: I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.
Samantha: It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Samantha: I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Samantha: When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right?
Randy: That's a cheerful thought.
Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes?
Samantha: I can remember lots of things.
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