Ginny: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.
Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
The Geek: You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile. I mean, it's.
Samantha: Go to hell.
The Geek: Very hostile.
Jake: I thought she hated my guts.
The Geek: By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.
The Geek: Will you shut up? People around here work, all right? And will you hurry it up? I'm breaking like 30 major laws here.
Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes?
Samantha: I can remember lots of things.
Samantha: When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right?
Randy: That's a cheerful thought.
The Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.
Samantha: I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
Samantha: It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
Samantha: I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.
The Geek: Nice ma - nice manners, babe.
Samantha: Oh my God! What should I do? Should I go up to him and and should I say, "Hi Jake, I'm Samantha", or no, maybe I should let him come to me?
The Geek: This is not my department.
The Geek: Very nice! We're five minutes in... I'm at a loss.
Bryce: Real smooth, Cliff.
Grandpa Fred: Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman.
Howard: Thanks, Fred.
Long Duk Dong: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend... Bonzai.
Answer: Yes. It's a wig. Haviland Morris is a redhead.
Ray
Ok thank you.