Samantha: I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
Samantha: Do I look any older?
Jim Baker: No, I wouldn't say so.
Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
Jim Baker: Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.
Samantha: Mike thinks I'm a dork.
Jim Baker: Mike is a dork.
Samantha: This is the single worst day of my entire life.
Mike Baker: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I have to sleep under some Chinaman named after duck's dork.
Samantha: Well, where am I sleeping?
Mike Baker: Sofa City, Sweetheart.
Samantha: You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.
Mike Baker: What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
The Geek: So, I mean, what's your story? I mean, you got a guy, or...?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood, so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass.
The Geek: Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
Answer: He tells her that he is a virgin. His friends think that he is a "stud" and has had sex when he hasn't.
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