John: Baby, just tell me what the hell happened?
Alice: I fell down the stairs.
John: We don't have stairs.
Quotes from Michael Angarano movies and TV shows
Ricky: So, uh, what sort of dog do you two have? I heard him howling last night. Sounds like a big fellow.
John: Oh, we don't have a dog. That was just some really violent sex.
Detective Ransome: Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Two questions for you, Eddie: where's Chris and where's the money?
Jason Tripitikas: You really saved our lives back there. I don't know. What We would have done, If you hadn't come along.
Golden Sparrow: She does not think The Drunken Immortal needed his life saved.
Jason Tripitikas: You're Immortal?
Lu Yan: What do you run from? Child,.
Golden Sparrow: Bounty hunters trying to stop her from reaching The Five Elements Mountain.
Jason Tripitikas: He needs wine. It's his elixir.
Medicine Monk: We will send a walking monk.
Lu Yan: Don't you have a running monk?
Lu Yan: It is said that master and student walk side-by-side, sharing their fate, until they go their separate ways.
Jason Tripitikas: I'll never forget you.
Lu Yan: I guess that's what being immortal truly means.
Lu Yan: I suggest you keep riding west and only stop to water your horses.
Jason Tripitikas: You're not coming?
Gwen: I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Will Stronghold: Wow. All I can do is punch stuff.
Mr. Medulla: Yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.
Mr. Grayson: You're not that boy with the six hands, are you?
Will Stronghold: Just two.
Mr. Grayson: Well keep them to yourself.
Will Stronghold: So in the end my girlfriend became my archenemy, my archenemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey, that's high school.
Cyrus Kinnick: Guess you haven't liked Vegas much, huh?
Nick Wild: You're not supposed to like Vegas. It's just this creeping virus that people catch sometimes.
Cyrus Kinnick: Safety means much to me. I checked under every synonym for safety, but there was no Nick Wild.
Nick Wild: Well, you should have tried between "chapels" and "charm schools."
Cyrus Kinnick: Being smart is the only defense I've ever had, but it's not enough anymore.