Quotes from Michael A. Goorjian movies and TV shows

Stevo: Do you love her?
Bob: I don't know. I'd have to think about that.
Stevo: It's not really a thinking question.

Bob: Fuck you.
Stevo: No, fuck yourself. You'd get more pussy.

Sean: You know what Bob? You ARE Jesus.
Heroin Bob: That's right... Why do you ask?

Heroin Bob: Well, it's a crazy fucked up world and we're all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man.

Sean: No, you're not Jesus, you're Bob.
Bob: I'm Bob.

Bob: You know that shit you guys do? You're fucking yourselves up man. Fucking acid, acid, it never leaves the body. It's in your fucking spinal cord forever.

Bob: Chemicals man, they'll fuck you up.

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