Quotes from Megan Fox movies and TV shows

Needy: You know what? You were never a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.
Jennifer: And now I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent. (01:29:43)

Ben's Mom

Jennifer: Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch! (01:35:52)

Ben's Mom

Jennifer: Gotta tampon?
Needy: [Shakes her head].
Jennifer: Thought I'd ask. You seem like you might be pluggin'. (01:31:15)

Ben's Mom

Lilah: You worry about me, don't you?
Jonah Hex: No.
Lilah: Mmm. Well, I worry about you. Look how many times have you been shot. It's just one more that's gonna do it.
Jonah Hex: Well, it seems like I've been luckier than most in that respect.

Samantha O'Hara: If I fucking die because I'm doing the right thing, I'm gonna be so pissed.

April O'Neil: If you want to go down swinging, these guys hit harder than anyone.

Mikaela Banes: This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you sit in that seat?
Mikaela Banes: I'm not gonna sit in that seat, he's driving!
Sam Witwicky: Maybe you should sit in my lap.
Mikaela Banes: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Uh...I have the only seatbelt. Safety first.

Sam Witwicky: I'm sending over the D-Day shirt.
Mikaela Banes: I can't believe you still have that.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah, I bled in this thing. It's like my Rangers jersey.

Mikaela Banes: I'm breaking up with you.
Sam Witwicky: Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.