Quotes from Matthew Lillard movies and TV shows

Scooby Doo: Raggy, you're rhipped.
Shaggy: I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?
Scooby Doo: Rokay, I rill! Your rother eats rat roop.
Shaggy: No, Scooby-Doo! your mom eats cat poop.

Shaggy: Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty.

Shaggy: Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Raggy.
Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.

Fred: I'm me.
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.

Shaggy: Zoinks! them peppers is like hot.

Shaggy: Hey buddy.
Fred: Shaggy... listen man, someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down man, talk me down.
Shaggy: Fred, you're a freakin' protoplasmic head.
Fred: I know. But I'm still the best looking protoplasmic head here, I mean.

Scooby Doo: Why's Fred in a bad mood?
Shaggy: He's not in a bad mood, Scoob, he's a monster.

Shaggy: Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Shaggy: Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking.
Scooby Doo: Me? That's you.
Shaggy: Oh right it's me, sorry.

Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
Shaggy: Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title.
Scooby Doo: Ror rydrocoronic.
Shaggy: Right, or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.

Shaggy: This is tied for scariest day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

Shaggy: We're gonna die!
Daphne: Think positively!
Shaggy: We're gonna die quickly!

Shaggy: Do you have anything bigger than the extra-extra-large?
Waitress: Yeah, but it's not on the menu. Oh and you have to sign a release saying we're not responsible if you die.
Shaggy: We'll take it!
Scooby: Yeah!
Waitress: Alrighty. But I'll have to move you to another table.
Shaggy: Why?
Waitress: Because this one is smaller than your pizza.
Shaggy and Scooby: Awesome!

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Shaggy: We need aspirin, a chiropractor, and some baby oil. Right now!

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Daphne: Hey, that's not the song we're doing.
Fred: This is a little something I wrote myself.
Shaggy: Like, that's catchy.
Fred: Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!
Shaggy: Right.
Daphne: Wow, Fred, that's beautiful. I really like you. It! I like it! Not you. I mean I like you but... Heh, I, uh, like your song.
Fred: Thanks!

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Daphne: Does it say anything in those books about that Opera House where we're shooting the show?
Velma: Yeah. It's almost a hundred years old. It's been closed since the 70's. And there are rumors that it's haunted.
Shaggy: Of course it's haunted. Like when do we ever go to a place that is not haunted?

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Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer?
Beverly: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.

Chip: I'm so happy I could shit.
Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.

Stevo: Do you love her?
Bob: I don't know. I'd have to think about that.
Stevo: It's not really a thinking question.

Bob: Fuck you.
Stevo: No, fuck yourself. You'd get more pussy.