Quotes from Mark Ruffalo movies and TV shows

Louis Reed: I'm the godfather of time travel?
Adam: "The Adam Project."

Adam: Well, I'd say Bring Your Kid to Work Day was a huge success.
Louis Reed: Uh-huh.
Young Adam: Yep.

Louis Reed: Sometimes it pays to be a nerd, guys.

Natasha Romanoff: This is the Tesseract, it has the potential energy to wipe out the entire planet.
Bruce Banner: What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?

Tony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top ten floors. All R&D.
Bruce Banner: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke Harlem.

Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce Banner: Thanks.

Captain America: Dr. Banner. Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry.

Dan: That's some song you got there. I promise you it could be a big hit. Plus you're beautiful.
Gretta: I'm sorry, what's beauty got to do with anything?
Dan: Jesus, you're tricky, aren't you?

Miriam Hart: No girls like her, she is distant, and basically the only people that want to hang out with her are older boys who want to fuck her.
Dan: Oh really? And you find that a big surprise? You let her walk out of the house looking like, fuck, Jodie Foster from Taxi Driver.
Miriam Hart: She dresses the way she wants to. And besides, any daughter who dresses like that only wants one thing.
Dan: A pimp?

Dan: I love you.
Violet: I know you do.

Greta: You can't sign me and I don't want to be signed.
Dan: That's right! What's not to like?

Dan: I'm a producer because I don't play bass, baby.

Dan: That's what I love about music.
Greta: What?
Dan: One of the most banal scenes is suddenly invested with so much meaning! All these banalities - They're suddenly turned into these... these beautiful, effervescent pearls. From Music.

Dan: You can tell a lot about a person by what's on their playlist.
Greta: I know you can. That's what's worrying me.

Stephen: I'm not thrilled they set this in Mexico. There could be legitimate reasons, but Mexico's - and I don't like to simplistically vilify an entire country - but Mexico's a horrible place.

Stephen: That's my new favorite camel.

Stephen: I have at different times in my life, sold sand to an Arab and ice to an Eskimo.

Stephen: We're a genius, Bloom.

Stephen: The perfect con is one where everyone involved gets just what they wanted.

Stephen: Have at thee, you ham-headed bastards.