Louis Reed: Sometimes it pays to be a nerd, guys.
Adam: When a bad idea is the only idea, it becomes a great idea.
Adam: Well, I'd say Bring Your Kid to Work Day was a huge success.
Louis Reed: Uh-huh.
Young Adam: Yep.
Ellie Reed: He's an odd duck, like his dad. I happen to collect odd ducks.
Louis Reed: I'm the godfather of time travel?
Adam: "The Adam Project."
Adam: Laura, this is me.
Young Adam: Hi.
Laura: Parallel contact, babe?
Adam: Well, you know, you've always said that you wished you'd met me earlier. Here I am.
Adam: I hate to say it but you were the best part all along.