Quotes from Marisa Coughlan movies and TV shows

Jim: You want Daddy to give you a spanking in front of his retard slut whore?
Betty: I'M not retarded.

Gord Brody: Hi. How are you?
Betty: I'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo.

Thorny: I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit.
Ursula: Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

Officer Smy: If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two. [To Foster.] Hey douche bag.
Foster: If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet till you fell asleep.
Ursula: Nice try.

Foster: We could be like Cagney and Lacey.
Ursula: Right. Except Cagney and Lacey were both women.
Foster: I could be Lacey.