Quotes from Leighton Meester movies and TV shows

Mackenzie Carpenter: Lenny couldn't find his ass with both hands.

Mackenzie Carpenter: How many times do I have to tell you? I was being chased by a seven foot tall Horny the Clown with a meat cleaver.

Mackenzie Carpenter: I don't recall inviting any Banana Republicans to my party.

Donny: Chad, you're United States Marine USC, you're a disgrace to that uniform.
Jamie: He's not a Marine! He just buys his clothes on eBay so that Dad doesn't find out he's a modern jazz dancer.
Donny: What? That's possibly worse than the incest thing.