Mackenzie Carpenter: Lenny couldn't find his ass with both hands.
Mackenzie Carpenter: How many times do I have to tell you? I was being chased by a seven foot tall Horny the Clown with a meat cleaver.
Mackenzie Carpenter: I don't recall inviting any Banana Republicans to my party.
Chuck Taylor: Don't hurt me, man.
Horny the Clown: Hurt you? I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in.
