Quotes from Kevin Murphy movies and TV shows

Tom Servo: Wow, that ringing! Now he knows what the world sounds like to Pete Townshend.

Plane Voice: Good morning, Dr. Meecham.
Tom Servo: Good morning, Voice.
Plane Voice: Hope you slept well.
Mike Nelson: 'Cause it's time to die.

Tom Servo: Ah, they're going 65, so they'll be there in 3 billion years.

Tom Servo: Captain's log: a bunch of our ship fell off, and, nobody likes me.

Joe Wilson: You're too darned smart.
Tom Servo: And handsome.
Cal Meecham: I may just be the dumbest man who ever lived.
Mike: No argument here.

Tom Servo: This isn't shot day-for-night. It's more like 4:30-for-5:15.

Joe Wilson: If there is any reason around here.
Tom Servo: What with all the shenanigans and goings-on.

Tom Servo: This Island Earth can be yours if the price is right.

Tom Servo: Well what kind of shit-hole planet is this?

Exeter: I beg your pardon, Mr. Wilson, your camera will pick up nothing but black fog.
Tom Servo: Oh, it's a Goldstar.

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