CIA Director: Ladies and gentlemen, somebody has gotta teach this kid how to talk to a girl.
Kirby: Everyone in this town knows I've only got one leg. And that motherfucker grabbed the wrong one.
Max: I love giving away all my possessions, it makes me feel real spiritual.
Max: Well?
John Hatcher: One thought he was invincible... the other thought he could fly.
Max: So?
John Hatcher: They were both wrong.
Dr. Facilier: Transformation central! Reformation central! Transmogrification central.
Dr. Facilier: Fun fact about voodoo, Larry: can't conjure a thing for myself.
