Quotes from Kathy Burke movies and TV shows

Zippy: Are you pleased to see me?
Linda: Of course I'm pleased to see you Zippy. It's just a shock, I haven't been this shocked since well I gave birth to you. I thought you were wind, I very nearly called you Fart.

Perry: Yes Mrs Patterson.

Perry: Do you think Gemma saw my poo? I wouldn't mind seeing Gemma's poo.
Kevin: Candice and Gemma do not poo.