Quotes from Kate McKinnon movies and TV shows

Patty Tolan: That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.
Jillian Holtzmann: What was it?
Patty Tolan: Baby, if I knew what is was, I wouldn't have called it a 'weird sparking thing'.

Jillian Holtzmann: You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death.

Mary: I've got doughnuts! I've got jelly and sprinkles, but not cronuts because they're a bastard pastry.

Audrey: Oh my god! I killed someone! I killed someone!
Morgan: Stop yelling that!

Morgan: Mother, did you get the two dick pics I sent you?

Morgan: You know, I was going to drive home. But now I think I just might drive into a wall.

Morgan: Call the CIA guys!
Audrey: No! Drew said that we can't trust anyone and he's right, 'cause he's dead. Probably because I talked to them.
Morgan: No, it's because I let the assassin into the apartment.
Audrey: Okay, fair enough. It's both our faults.