Daltry Calhoun: Get high on grass! The legal kind.
Quotes from Johnny Knoxville movies and TV shows
Sonny: Some snacks... Nice ones.
Jörgen: Time to get elbow deep in a little Pepto-Bismol.
Phil Kaufman: What the hell are you doing?
Larry Oster-Berg: The steering lock is on.
Phil Kaufman: Well, turn it off.
Larry Oster-Berg: I can't. He's got the key.
Phil Kaufman: So we can escape, but we can only drive in a circle.
Larry Oster-Berg: Yes.
Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?
Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.
Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.
Steve Barker: ...What?
Mark: You heard me.
Glen: Hey! Guess how many fingers I have.
Steve Barker: Uhh, 10?
Glen: No. I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs! Ha Ha Ha.
Steve Barker: I can count to potato.
Winston: Hey steve, ask me any movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm..."Jaws"
Winston: That's a good movie.