Quotes from John Cena movies and TV shows

Mason Pettits: I'd be so bad at being a dictator.

Katie: I do trust you, Noel. For some weird reason, I-I do. I think it's because you look like a bulldog that, like, a witch cast a spell on... and turned into a human, like, against his will. You ever get that?
Noel: Yes.

Katie: I know you're some sort of kung fu bodybuilder that cares about the tongues of people he beats up.
Noel: I mean... that feels rude, but... not inaccurate.

It's Cow or Never - S1-E8

Peacemaker: [to Justice League] You're late, you fucking dickheads! [To Aquaman] Go fuck another fish, asshole!
Aquaman: I'm so fucking sick of that rumor.
Flash: It's...not a rumour.
Aquaman: Fuck you, Barry.

It's Cow or Never - S1-E8

Economos: Why are these wet?
Peacemaker: I washed them in the creek.
Economos: Why?
Peacemaker: One of the things us warriors seldom talk about is how often people shit themselves when they die. It's a touch of gray in the white cloud of kicking ass.
Economos: So, now, you want me to risk my life while wearing diarrhea pants?
Peacemaker: Hey, nobody said anything about diarrhea. I said it was shit.
Economos: Was it diarrhea?
Peacemaker: Yes, it was.

Kate Ellis: Hey. Lollapazuzu, I'm partying now. You ready for me?
Pazuzu: I've been ready. My safe word is "keep going."

Kate Ellis: Do you have any kids?
Pazuzu: I'm sure I do.

Pazuzu: Fuck this shit! I'm not going to work tomorrow. TSA can kiss my ass.