Quotes from Jim Parsons movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

The Panty Piñata Polarization - S2-E7

Sheldon Cooper: Woman, you're playing with forces beyond your ken.
Penny: Your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

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The White Asparagus Triangulation - S2-E9

Sheldon: Hi Stephanie, I'm sorry I'm late but your companion left me the most undecipherable invitation
Leonard: What invitation?
Sheldon: [From note.] "We're going to the movies" What movie? What theater? What time? If you wanted to make it impossible to find you, you couldn't have done a better job.
Leonard: Oh I could have.

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The White Asparagus Triangulation - S2-E9

[Walking into Penny's apartment.]
Sheldon: Were you robbed?
Penny: Uh, no.
Sheldon: How can you be sure?

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The Dumpling Paradox - S1-E7

Penny: Anything else I should know?
Sheldon: Yes, If you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window. Please don't come to my funeral. Have a good night.

Oh: When the other Boov's said, "Oh!" I knew they were not happy to see me. The truth is that among the Boov, I do not fit in - I fit out.

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Oh: Now we can go find Mymom.
Tip: That's my mom.
Oh: That is the thing that I said.

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