Deputy Rick: Megan, don't clown around.
Megan: I'm not the one with the funny red nose. Now, open the cell and let him out.
Deputy Rick: Meggie.
Megan: I'm not kidding.
Tommy: You better do as she says, because wherever the red dot goes, you bang.
Quotes from Jennifer Cooke movies and TV shows
Paula: You guys, I'm getting worried.
Cort: About Jason?
Paula: No, about Darren and Lizbeth. They should've at least called, don't you think? Megan?
Megan: What?
Paula: Hello?
Megan: Yeah.
Sissy: This girl's back in the jail cell with her prisoner of love. Don't be messing with no crazy jailbird, girl. Those dudes are bad news.
Megan: And how do you know?
Sissy: I've been around long enough to see plenty on TV.
Megan: TV?