Maurice: Hey, dude. Come here bud. You don't know it yet, but tonight is your lucky night.
Brian Stevenson: What do you mean?
Maurice: I mean.
Brian Stevenson: I know, you're going to grant me three wishes, right?
Maurice: Wishes? Wishes? Wishes are bush-league leprechaun, pal. I'm a monster, okay. Listen to this. I'm a monster and monsters don't do wishes.
Brian Stevenson: Then what do monsters do?
Maurice: Good question. I have the time of my life.
Quotes from Howie Mandel movies and TV shows
Brian Stevenson: We're in somebody elses house.
Maurice: No! Duh! Well, where did you park your squad car, Dick Tracy?
Maurice: We take the shit, we smash the shit, and then we put the shit back.
Maurice: We're the reasons why brothers hate their sisters.
Customer: Are you a homo?
Bobo Shand: No. I'm a Bobo.
Join the mailing list
Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.
Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.