Quotes from Holly Marie Combs movies and TV shows

Something Wicca This Way Comes - S1-E1

Piper: [Seeing Jeremy on the news.] Hey, that's my boyfriend Jeremy. What happened?
Phoebe: Oh, some woman got whacked.
Piper: "Whacked"? Phoebe, you've been in New York way too long.

The Painted World - S2-E3

Dan: It's for a bio class, something with the human reproductive system.
Piper: You mean sex?
Dan: It's just too awkward for me to talk with my niece about.
Piper: Sure, not to worry I have plenty of experience.
Dan: Really! With sex.
Piper: No! I mean...talking about it. Yeh.

Piper: Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed with a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994, and I do not mean in the fashion sense. He time traveled back with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you.

I've Got You Under My Skin - S1-E2

Piper: Don't put me in the middle.
Prue: I'm not. You were born in the middle.

The Truth Is Out There... and It Hurts - S1-E8

Piper: Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?
Leo: I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to happen.
Piper: Goodness.
[Piper grabs Leo and kisses him.]
Leo: How do you feel about guys who make the second move?
Piper: Love 'em.
[Leo leans in and kisses her.]

Phoebe: Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.
Piper: Well now that you put it that way, no, I don't want to live with you anymore.

Piper: Don't act blonde.