Quotes from Hector Jimenez movies and TV shows

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on.

Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
Esqueleto: No.

Nacho: You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony.
Esqueleto: I can't wrestle him.
Nacho: But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.
Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.
Nacho: You have not been baptized?

Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?
Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.

Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients.
Esqueleto: Sorry.
Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win.

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win.
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat.

Esqueleto: I hate orphans.
Nacho: Say it to my face.
Esqueleto: I hate them.
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the whole world.