Quotes from Harrison Ford movies and TV shows - page 4 of 8

[Elsa kisses Indy.]
Elsa: That's how Austrians say goodbye.
[Colonel Vogel stands in front of Indy.]
Well, this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones.
[Colonel Vogel hits him and his head hits the back of Henry's head.]
Indiana: I liked the Austrian way better.
Henry: So did I.

Henry: I'm here now. What do you want to talk about? Hm?
Indiana: I can't think of anything.
Henry: Then what are you complaining about?

[After tossing Col. Vogel out of a zeppelin window, Indy looks back at the stunned passengers.]
Indiana Jones: No ticket.
[Everyone madly scrabbles for their tickets.].

[Henry and Indiana are in a dogfight with the Germans. Henry tries to fire on a German plane, and mulches the tail of his own plane.]
Indiana: Dad? Dad! Are we hit?!?
Henry: More or less... Son, I'm sorry... They got us.

Indy: Sallah, where's Marcus?
Sallah: They have him, in the belly of that steel beast.

Indiana Jones: He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages. Knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

Indiana Jones: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Willie: Yeah... And nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.

Indiana Jones: [groping desperately down Willie's dress.] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?
Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.
Indiana Jones: Mummies.

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!

Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali...in Hell!

Allie Fox: We eat when we're not hungry, drink when we're not thirsty. We buy what we don't need and throw away everything that's useful. Why sell a man what he wants? Sell him what he doesn't need. Pretend he's got eight legs and two stomachs and money to burn. It's wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Allie Fox: Double-digit inflation and a two-dollar loaf of bread.

Allie Fox: It's an absolute sin to accept the decadence of obsolescence. Why do things get worse and worse? They don't have to. They could get better and better. We accept that things fall apart.

Allie Fox: Everything we need is here. Right here. We can live simply: gardening, beach combing. I'm a changed man, mother. No more chemicals or poisons. If what you want isn't washed up on this beach, you probably don't need it.

Allie Fox: Ice is civilization.

Nicholas Wyatt: You're standing on my shoulders.
Jock Goddard: And now I'm standing on your neck.

Jack Ryan: I'm not after your job, Marty. I'm after the man who tried to kill my family.

Sean Miller: How's the family, Ryan? Nearly lost 'em, didn't you? It's easy to get at them. You should look after your family better, you know? Are you there?
Jack Ryan: Yeah.
Sean Miller: I understand your little girl's feeling better, eh? Lost her spleen though, eh? Pity, that. Make it a mighty tough on her to fight off infection, eh Jacky?
Jack Ryan: You sick son of a bitch.