[Woman tourist wants to take a picture of John Book].
John Book: Lady, you take my picture with the thing, I'll rip your brassiere off, and strangle you with it.
Quotes from Harrison Ford movies and TV shows - page 8 of 8
[Eli is trying to teach John how to milk a cow.]
Eli Lapp: You've never had your hands on a teat before?
John Book: Not one this big.
Tess McGill: You know, maybe I just don't like you.
Jack Trainer: Me? Naaah.
Jack Trainer: You're the first woman I've seen at one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman.
Tess McGill: Thank you I guess.
Jack Trainer: Oren Trask? The man who said, "What if we sliced the bread before we sold it?"