Quotes from Goldie Hawn movies and TV shows

Suzette: See that bathroom? Jim Morrison passed out in there one night, with me underneath him.
Club Owner: Jim Morrison is a ghost and so are you.

Lavinia: You don't think they were maybe just skinny dipping?
Suzette: No they were going at it.
Lavinia: You don't think maybe they were just rubbing up against each other?
Suzette: No they were fucking.

Suzette: Do the dishes you wash you dry.
Ginger: Rosa does them.
Suzette: Rosa who?
Ginger: I dunno.
Suzette: You have people wiping your ass and you don't even know their name.

Suzette: Vinnie, stop it. Okay? 'Cause you're going right up your own asshole, and I don't feel like following.

Suzette: Ever heard of Frank Zappa?
Harry: Sure. The Mothers of Invention.
Suzette: Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters.
Harry: But you weren't really sisters.
Suzette: No.
Harry: Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters.
Suzette: You're not comfortable now, Harry.

Paula McCullen: Breasts too large, Richard? Every female character you create has breasts too large.
Richard Babson: Mmm... but I make them suffer for it.

Marianne Graves: I need a bed. I need a bath. I need a massage. I need a manicure... I need my therapist.

Rick Jarmin: I haven't had a girlfriend for 5 years.
Marianne Graves: Really?
Rick: Yeah - Mr. Wiggly's been on bread and water for 5 years.

Rick Jarmin: What does it matter to you - you're happily married?
Marianne Graves: I'm not.
Rick: Not happy?
Marianne: Not married.

Marianne Graves: Feels familiar doesn't it?
Rick Jarmin: I thought you didn't remember.

Marianne Graves: What are you doing here?
Rick Jarmin: I missed you. Now hop on.

Rick Jarmin: What the hell are you doing here?
Marianne Graves: Me? What the hell are you doing here?
Rick Jarmin: Being shot in the butt.

Igor Sullivan: You were going about it all wrong. I believe you're supposed to put your head in the stove.
Toni Simmons: It's a second hand stove. There were no directions.

Dr. Julian Winston: Hey, did you see that? He just kissed her on the neck.
Toni Simmons: Hmph! She sure likes a lot of action.
Dr. Julian Winston: Yes, she does, doesn't she.
Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.
Dr. Julian Winston: If somebody doesn't stop that guy, he's gonna make love to her right in the middle of the floor.

Igor Sullivan: You're lucky I broke in.
Toni Simmons: Why did you?
Igor Sullivan: I thought you were dying.
Toni Simmons: Well, that was the whole idea.

Dr. Julian Winston: What did she say?
Toni Simmons: It's not what she said, it's what she didn't say.
Dr. Julian Winston: Tell me what she didn't say, word for word.

Toni Simmons: Now why don't you go back and mind your own business like everyone else in New York City?

Monica: If you want a future for yourself and the kid, you're gonna have to bump and grind for it.
Tracy Cross: You're a tough lady, Monica.

Tracy Cross: You think I like taking my clothes off in front of all those people? It makes me sick to my stomach.
Chris Cross: Then stop!
Tracy Cross: Honey... sometimes in life you gotta' do things that aren't so good... to get what is good. (00:50:15)

Helen Sharp: En garde, bitch.