Quotes from Gilbert Gottfried movies and TV shows

Aladdin: Well, they have no where to go. We got them trapped.
Iago: We? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.

Iago: Does this code have any rules that don't end in death?
Cassim: It's a strict code.

Iago: Meet your match, Zorro.
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little?
Iago: Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle.

The Magic Oracle: I am bound by the rule of one: one question, one answer.
Iago: I only want one answer! Where is the ultimate treasure?
The Magic Oracle: You've already asked your question.

Iago: Reality check. Jafar is large and in charge.

Mr. Peabody: Maybe all Junior needs is to be loved.
Mother Superior: Let's cut the crap, Mr. Peabody. Either Junior goes or you find yourself some new nuns.

Mr. Peabody: Could you act like nuns?

Junior: Hahahahahaha.
Mr. Peabody: What's so funny?
Junior: You are you stupid dick.

Iago: Reality check. Jafar is large and in charge.

Iago: The street rat is living in the palace now? Aah! That does it! All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair.