Col. Sandurz: Lord Helmet.
Dark Helmet: WHAT?!
Col. Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge, sir.
Dark Helmet: KNOCK ON MY DOOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME!
Col. Sandurz: Yes, sir.
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Col. Sandurz: No, sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good.
Quotes from George Wyner movies and TV shows
Lord Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Lord Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Lord Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Lord Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Lord Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Lord Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: We can't
Lord Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Lord Helmet: When.
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Lord Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for lightspeed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no! Lightspeed is too slow!
Colonel Sandurz: Lightspeed too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes! We're going to have to go right to...ludicrous speed!
[Everyone gasps].
Colonel Sandurz: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before! I don't know if the ship can take it!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?