Mr. Levenstein: We didn't have MTV when I was growing up. So maybe it's the overstimulated times that we live in that causes young men to stick their... Instruments in such... Odd places. I knew a certain young men once who actually engaged in sexual congress with an apple pie, and he turned out just fine. So, uhh... You're perfectly normal.
Quotes from Eugene Levy movies and TV shows
Norman Kane: That's it? Just like that, huh?
Maggie Cavanaugh: Mr. Kane, there are only two things that you have to remember - never fall asleep where anyone can see you and make sure your name is marked on your lunch.
Norman Kane: Well, I can handle that.
Howie Rottman: I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle.
Charlene Morton: Boy, you some kinda freaky.
Howie Rottman: Oh, you have no idea. You got me straight trippin', boo.
Walter Kornbluth: I was right! Behold the mermaid.
Walter Kornbluth: I suppose you're just some harmless beachcomber who happens to wear a tuxedo.
Allen: I didn't even like you when I first met you.
Walter Kornbluth: Nobody likes me when they first meet me.
Walter Kornbluth: There is a mermaid in New York City.
Dr Zidell: Oh... oh... sure... sure... y-you mean this... this... this "naked girl"? How come she's got legs?
Walter Kornbluth: She has legs out of the water, she has fins in the water. You taught me that Dr. Zidell, don't you remember? You taught me all the legends.