American Pie: Band Camp

American Pie: Band Camp (2005)

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Mr. Levenstein: We didn't have MTV when I was growing up. So maybe it's the overstimulated times that we live in that causes young men to stick their... Instruments in such... Odd places. I knew a certain young men once who actually engaged in sexual congress with an apple pie, and he turned out just fine. So, uhh... You're perfectly normal.

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Ernie Kaplowitz: Get her drunk? That's the secret of the ages, that's step number two?
Matt Stifler: No, actually it's step four - but you don't have the balls for two, or the tongue for three!

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Ernie Kaplowitz: I really want to work for NASA.
Matt Stifler: National Anal Sex Association?
Ernie Kaplowitz: No it's Space Assoc... There's an Anal Sex Association?
Matt Stifler: Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro. Wait, there's a Space Association?

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Ernie Kaplowitz: Are you really Scottish?
Matt Stifler: Fuck no! My mom made me learn an instrument; that's the most annoying one I could think of.

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Matt Stifler: I'll have you giving Chloe the pelvic noogie inside a week.

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Matt Stifler: Bite my nuts and call me Skippy.

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In the scene when the Sherminator is talking with Matt after returning from band camp, Matt is wearing a purple shirt. But when Matt asks if "everyone hated his brother", in the reflection of the star trophy on the desk, you can see Matt's reflection, and he is wearing the orange and black striped shirt from the earlier scene where the Sherminator sends him to band camp. Clearly the two scenes were cut together.

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