Josie Geller: Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened.
Josie Geller: I'm not Josie Grossie anymore.
Sam: Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to get here.
Josie Geller: I know what you mean.
Sylvie Cooper: I like the ivy.
Ivy: Well the cross makes me think of death, but the ivy is life. Sort of the tragic and hopeful you know.
Joel Hammond: Okay, we say we came across this murder site and we're just cleaning it up.
Sheila Hammond: Who cleans up murder sites?
Joel: I don't know. We're Mormons?
Sheila: Mormons don't clean up murder sites.
Joel: Mormons are helpful.
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