Quotes from Drake Bell movies and TV shows

Josh Nichols: Mom and Dad are gonna kill us.
Drake Parker: No they won't... they are gonna kill you.

Drake Parker: Do I get to wear that purdy apron?

Uncle Albert: With great power comes...
Rick Riker: Great responsibility?
Uncle Albert: Actually, I was gonna say bitches.

Jill's Mother: You're a whore, just like your mother!
Rick Riker: Who was that?
Jill Johnson: My mother.

Rick Riker: Are you OK?
Lou Landers: Yes. This is healthy cough blood.