Transformers (Lost episode) - S1-E7
Rebecca Stoné: Donnie. Uh, uh, Tacoma said he wrote the Megan Fox character as a... a smart bad ass girl with dreams of joining the CIA as a weapons specialist.
Donnie DuPre: Yeah?
Rebecca Stoné: And you crossed that out and changed it to... whore.
Donnie DuPre: I'm just trying to keep it real to Michael Bay's portrayal of women. (00:07:05)
Transformers (Lost episode) - S1-E7
Donnie DuPre: For crying out loud, you did a nude scene in a one-woman-Titanic-show, how is this any different!?
Rebecca Stoné: Hey, that was tasteful! I was making love to myself for myself, not some horny teenagers! I mean come on, look at this thing! What are you, a porno director?
Donnie DuPre: Well, Michael Bay was.
Rebecca Stoné: You will take me seriously. If I wanted to do porno again, I would go do porno again. (00:08:45)
Transformers (Lost episode) - S1-E7
Donnie DuPre: BumbleBee's junk moves! Look... And his nipples get aroused, this is a horny perverted toy! What Transformers porn... you know that probably exists. But, we're getting off topic. (00:11:55)
Cinema Snob: The point I'm trying to get across is fuck you.
Nostalgia Critic: Fuck you.
Cinema Snob: Fuck you.
Nostalgia Critic: Fuck you.
JewWario: Oh, won't somebody think of the children?
Nostalgia Critic: What started as just an acre of land will blossom into something more than an acre of land.
Linkara: Yeah, like two acres of land.
Nostalgia Critic: A Bat... Credit Card?.. They gave him a Bat... Credit Card? They had the balls... to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A bat... credit card? nooo! nooo! Does not compute! Does not compute. (00:08:25)
Nostalgia Critic: All right, look lady, I know you're a crazy, horny, obsessive, emotionally denying, masochistic nymphomaniac, but you can still do better than Tom Green!
Nostalgia Critic: Hellooooo, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.
Fantastic 4 Rise of Silver Surfer - S11-E37
[Johnny turns into The Thing.]
Nostalgia Critic:... You look like one of the Smosh guys in a gritty reboot of The Tigger Movie. (00:14:10)
Nostalgia Critic: Out for vengeance and, incredibly awkward and hyped up on coke! Now you'll blend in as someone from Hollywood. (00:09:35)
Nostalgia Critic: Hey, how about that? People may die, but stupidity is forever. (00:24:55)
Nostalgia Critic: So, with my giddiness ready to burst...
[Nostalgia Critic's giddiness bursts splattering blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera: Can't you write one year where we're not covered in blood!?
Nostalgia Critic: If I did I know I'd be doing something wrong. This is Sleepwalkers!
[Giddiness rises again and bursts more blood on Tamera and Malcolm.]
Tamera:... Is it Christmas yet?
Malcolm: Why? He's just going to cover us in more blood. (00:02:35)
Nostalgia Critic: Pfft! I wanna bundle you up in a toy and call you My Little Hitler. (00:15:40)
Nostalgia Critic: What is this, some sort of LSD land?
Alice: You're not too far off, actually... It's Burton Land.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh Christ! (00:01:25)
That Darn Cat (1997) - S12-E32
Nostalgia Critic: Hey Snob, how do you pretend two actors have chemistry while also making up for scenes that you ran out of money to shoot?
Cinema Snob: ADR them in a long shot of a car driving?
Nostalgia Critic: Ding ding ding!
Loyd: That ADR is preposterous. You didn't even see their lips move!
Chaplin: Yeah! It's almost as bad as the ones for Garfield.
Loyd: Garfield's lips aren't supposed to move, you meat head!
Chaplin: Oh! That's why he confused me in Amazing Spider-Man.
Loyd: Useless! (00:15:00)
Cinema Snob: The Amazons guard a powerful device called the Mother Box.
Nostalgia Critic: Mother Box?
Cinema Snob: Yeah, she married the Game Cube and gave birth to the Game Boy.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh. (00:11:14)
Spider-Man - S13-E9
Nostalgia Critic: Meanwhile a nearby base is testing their vibrator grasshopper when Norman crashes the party. (00:16:55)
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