Quotes from Donald Faison movies and TV shows

Scrubs quotes

Turk: This guy needs brain work, this guy needs a heart...
JD: This one needs courage.
Turk: Helping or hurting, JD? Helping or hurting?

My Unicorn - S4-E11

Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see!

Turk: Say it!
JD: I'm your biatch.

Turk: Dr. Kelso, I would like to request a new imaging machine.
Kelso: Certainly, you will just have to fill out a 3T form.
Turk: What's a 3T form?
Kelso: Tough Titties Turkleton.

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