Darrin Stephens: Sam, don't expect your mother to be gracious. She doesn't do imitations.
Quotes from Dick York movies and TV shows
Samantha: Darling, I've been trying for weeks to give this house a thorough cleaning. These carpets are filthy.
Darrin Stephens: How can you worry about dirt on the rugs when we're about to see the surface of the moon?
Samantha: The moon could use a vacuuming too. All that dust... yych.
Endora: Samantha, I will not stand here and be insulted by something which is 94 percent water.
Darrin Stephens: Oh, yeah! Well, what about something which is a hundred percent hot air?
Samantha: I'm not a bad witch! I'm a good witch.
Darrin Stephens: Her mother's a bad witch.