Samantha Darko: Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.
Donnie: When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I give Pudge the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But, today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we have is...is. Stinking tuna...Pudge controls the weather.
Lilo: Hello? Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.
Pleakley: No, no, no! No aliens!
Lilo: They want my dog.
Pleakley: There's no need to alert the authorities!
[Pleakley takes the phone from Lilo].
Pleakley: Everything's under control.
Cobra Bubbles: Lilo, who is that?
Lilo: Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw.
Cobra Bubbles: Lilo! don't hang...
[Lilo hangs up].
Chihiro: Where is Haku... You better get here before I forget what my parents look like. I hope Dad hasn't gotten too fat.
Chihiro: Guys, don't take that food! We're gonna get in trouble.
Chihiro's Father: Don't worry, you've got Daddy with you. He's got credit cards and cash.
Zeniba: I'm sorry my sister turned you parents into pigs, but there's nothing I can do. Its just the way things are. You'll have to help your parents and Haku by yourself. Use what you remember about them.
Chihiro: What? Can't you please give me more help than that? It feels like I met Haku, but it was a long time ago.
Zeniba: That's a good start! Once you've met someone you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return.
Chihiro: I'm see-through.
Chihiro: There must be some mistake! None of these pigs are my parents.
Chihiro: I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing.
