Maps: Just remember Misty, no matter what, you're still a December boy.
Miles: Did I win?
Miles: Don't worry, this isn't a love story about some nerd trying to get the girl like she's an Xbox achievement to be unlocked.
Nix: Just go, come on.
Miles: What? Me? Why do I have to go first?
Nix: Open the fucking door.
Miles: I'm not exactly great at opening doors right now.
Nix: Come on.
Miles: Honestly, I still don't trust you. You might shoot me in the back.
Nix: I promise, that when I do shoot you, it will be in the front.
Miles: You have already shot me like a dozen times. I can feel the bullets rattling inside me when I walk.
Miles: No respawns. No one-ups. No extra lives. I just killed this fucking guy.
Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
Lucius Malfoy: Let's hope that Harry Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry Potter: Don't worry, I will be.
Harry Potter: It's all right Ginny, It's over. It's just a memory.
Dobby: Harry Potter! Such an honour it is!
Harry Potter: What... Who are you?
Dobby: Dobby, sir. Dobby the house elf.
Harry Potter: I see. Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time to have a house elf in my bedroom.
Draco Malfoy: Scared, Potter?
Harry: You wish.
Moaning Myrtle: Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet.
Harry: Uh... Thanks, Myrtle.
Harry Potter: This is mental.
Hermione Granger: Completely mental.
Ron Weasley: The world's mental.
Harry Potter: I want to bury him. Properly, without magic.
Lord Voldemort: Why do you live?
Harry Potter: Because I have something worth living for.
Harry Potter: The longer we stay here, the stronger he gets.
Ron Weasley: How long do you think she'll stay mad at me?
Harry Potter: Just keep talking about that little ball of light touching your heart, and she'll come round.
Harry Potter: What do you know about the Deathly Hallows?
Mr. Ollivander: It is rumored there are three. To possess them all is to make oneself immortal. But few truly believe such objects exist. If it's true, you really don't stand a chance.
Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
Lily Potter: Always.
Sirius Black: Until the end.
Harry Potter: We have to go there, now.
Hermione Granger: What? We can't do that! We've got to plan! We've got to figure it out...
Harry Potter: Hermione! When have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!
