Quotes from Cuba Gooding Jr. movies and TV shows

Lloyd Faversham: Well then, you must try the Hole in One room.
Jerry Robinson: They have an onboard driving range?
Lloyd Faversham: Some of the men there do swing some very large clubs.

Tre Styles: Man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Ricky: What?
Tre Styles: You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field.

Furious Styles: What'd you use?
Tre Styles: I used the number she gave me... Why you sweating me? I didn't have to use nothing. She said she was on the pill.
Furious Styles: How many times do I have I told you, if a girl says she's on the pill, you use somethin anyway. Pill ain't goin' to keep your dick from falling off. I don't know why you insist on learning things the hard way, but you gon' learn. Oh yeah, you gon' learn. Pick up that hair.

Arlo: You just hijacked me with an unloaded gun?
Tim Mason: Yeah.
Arlo: When this is all over, remind me to kick your ass.

Arlo: We're heroes, my man. It's time to start acting like it. Quit limping around like that.
Tim Mason: Excuse me, I got a bullet in my leg.
Arlo: Always the negative with you.

Liam Case: Revenge. It's an airborne disease. And it travels fast.

Rod Tidwell: You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you.

Lawson Russell: Drink, detective?
Clifford Dubose: Nah. Never touch it. Makes me happy.

Clifford Dubose: You're going downtown.
Lawson Russell: On what charge?
Clifford Dubose: Arrogance.

Lawson Russell: There's an old saying: Money talks. The only thing I ever heard it say was "Goodbye."

Radio: Whe' mah pie.

Ernie: Demon's got it in his head that he's the alpha dog. You've gotta show him who's boss! Bite him on the ear.
Ted: I am not putting any part of that dog in my mouth.

Ted: Mom, I love that you're involved in my practice but you can't be giving out sugar cookies at a dental office.
Amelia: Your father always believed in the personal touch.

Barb: Why don't you try biting him on the ear?
Ted: What is it with you people?

Ernie: I'm the only man to win the Arctic Flame three years in a row.
Ted: Congratulations.
Ernie: But it is kind of an odd prize. Goes to the musher who finishes last.
Ted: In Miami three-times losers go to prison.

Ted: If you're ever in Miami, look me up. My number's on all the buses.

Thunder Jack: The dogs, where are they?
Ted: They're eating the house.