Rhodes: Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards.
Quotes from Chris O'Dowd movies and TV shows
Rhodes: If I wasn't a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people.
Officer Nathan Rhodes: You're like the maid of dishonor.
Jack Brennan: I think she's bipolar, or lactose intolerant, one of the two.
Drew: Women like that use guys like you to get advise about guys like me.
Bruce: I have something you don't have. Do you know what that is?
Drew: Type 2 diabetes.
Bruce: Heart. Corazón... You know.