Quotes from Charlie Heath movies and TV shows

Morty: They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.
Cody: Me? That's crazy.
Morty: That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?
Cody: A leprechaun did it.
Morty: Maybe I should call the cops.

Cody: Everything is a scam to you, isn't it?
Morty: Damn right.

Cody: Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya.

Cody: You should've been an actor.
Morty: There's no money in it.

Morty: I probably should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff.
Cody: He dropped a rack of pots on my head.
Morty: Oh, well now I'm convinced.

Bridget: How did you know it wasn't me you gave the coin to before?
Cody: He kisses differently than you.