Hudson Hawk: Will you play Nintendo with me?
Anna: I can't think of anyone I'd rather play Nintendo with.
Quotes from Bruce Willis movies and TV shows - page 5 of 9
Waiter: I am the waiter, sir.
Hudson Hawk: Oh. Very nice. Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. Oh, and bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
Anna: You heard him.
Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup.
Hudson Hawk: Hey, this doesn't taste like cappuccino.
Anna: Oh. I guess I put too much ethyl chloride in it.
Gates: I got a proposition for ya.
Hudson Hawk: Answer's "no," Gates... Even if you bathe.
Darwin Mayflower: So, Hawkmeister. We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.
Minerva Mayflower: That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin.
Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.
Hudson Hawk: Anna, we're supposed to be saving you.
Anna: I know. I got bored so I saved myself.
Anna: In one day - less than one day of planning, and you did it. You started the week by stealing the Sforza and ended by swiping the Codex. What are your plans for the weekend? Hoisting away the Coliseum? Tell me, did the Devil make you do it, or did Darwin and Minerva Mayflower?
Hudson Hawk: Can't we just go back to the kissing part?
Hudson Hawk: If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass." But considering your status, I will say, "Slurp my butt."
Tommy Five-Tone: Did I miss anything?
Hudson Hawk: Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me "Did I miss anything." Gates gets killed, you say "Did I miss anything." I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at the Ford Theatre and said "How was the show? Did I miss anything?"
Hudson Hawk: How am I driving? 1-800-I'm-gonna-fuckin'-die.
Terek Murad: The M.V.D. killed my brother. For that, I will see they drowned in blood. But their allies in America I wish to send a message... A very public message. I was to strike fear into the marrow of their bones. [Holds out a picture of a target.] Can you kill this person?
The Jackal: Yes. (00:10:45)
The Jackal: If I take this job I'll have to disappear... Forever. (00:11:20)
The Jackal: How many people know about this?
Terek Murad: You and I.
The Jackal: Keep it that way. (00:11:55)
The Jackal: If word of this leaks, it'll be my choice whether to continue the mission or not. Either way, I keep the initial payment. Agreed?
Terek Murad: Okay. (00:12:05)
The Jackal: How much?
Lamont: Well, the titanium's gonna be the problem. It's a listed material up here. It's gonna take some time, a little more money. Fifty grand?
Lamont: I mean, f-f-f, like well f-forty... Forty grand.
The Jackal: All right. Half now, half on delivery. (00:31:10)
Lamont: I can't wait to see it fucki-
The Jackal: Lemont...Close your mouth. (00:56:50)
The Jackal: Well, Lemont, gonna have to speed test it now.
Lamont: Mmm, speed test.
The Jackal: So... run.
Lamont: [Laughs] What do you mean?
The Jackal: I mean run... now. (00:58:30)
Valentina Koslova: When Declan kills you, you think of me, okay?
The Jackal: Oh, Okay. I'll make a note of that. (01:26:10)
The Jackal: If you see Declan... before you die. You tell him that he can't protect his women. (01:26:25)
The Jackal: What are you gonna do, Declan? You just can't seem to protect any of your women.
Declan Mulqueen: Let her go. She's nothing to do with this.
The Jackal: Now you can save this girl. What's your name?
Maggie: M-Maggie.
The Jackal: Maggie, you can save Maggie you see? You can save her right now! Just have to put down your little gun. (01:52:00)
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