Maggie: How about you kiss my ass right in the crack?
Maggie: I never did mind about the little things.
Yvonne Biasi: Who wants ice cream on their pie? Who wants pie?
Yvonne Biasi: Because of me, you have nothing.
Charlie Lang: Because of you, I have you.
Kelly Scott: [On the phone.] Thank you, it's so rewarding to imagine my tax dollar finding its way to you, you fuckshit!
Hector Cyr: You are a saucy flirt.
Hector Cyr: She tell you that we had sex together? So vigorous!
Kelly Scott: I never had sex with you!
Hector Cyr: I'm horrible in bed. They never remember.
Kelly Scott: I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head and I DON'T LIKE IT!
Kelly Scott: Stop throwing heads at me!
Janet Livermore: Are my breasts too small for you?
Cliff Poncier: Sometimes.
Cliff Poncier: Look, Janet you know I see other people still. You do know that don't you?
Janet Livermore: You don't fool me.
Cliff Poncier: Janet, I could not be fooling you less.
Janet Livermore: People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. OK, maybe 40 percent. 60 percent. Forget it.
Janet Livermore: I've always been able to do this, break up with someone and never look back. Being alone, there's a certain dignity to it.
Janet Livermore: Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature.
