Lake Placid

Kelly Scott: [On the phone.] Thank you, it's so rewarding to imagine my tax dollar finding its way to you, you fuckshit!
Hector Cyr: You are a saucy flirt.

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Hector Cyr: She tell you that we had sex together? So vigorous!
Kelly Scott: I never had sex with you!
Hector Cyr: I'm horrible in bed. They never remember.

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Kelly Scott: I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head and I DON'T LIKE IT!

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Hector: [Holding up a severed toe.] Is this the man that was killed?
Sheriff Hank Keough: He seemed... Taller.

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Mrs Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?

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Mrs Bickerman: You're all cocksuckers! I knew at first. I just didn't wanna say it.

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Hector Cyr: I could probably cut him down, but there's this odd look of mayhem on his upside-down face.

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Deputy Sharon Gare: Seems like we're getting lower.
Hector Cyr: That's what happens when I land.

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Kelly Scott: Stop throwing heads at me!

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Sheriff Hank Keough: Crocodiles can't swim in salt water.
Hector Cyr: Yeah, well, that'll be your little secret.

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Sheriff Hank Keough: I never heard of a crocodile crossing an ocean.
Hector Cyr: Well, they conceal information like that in books.

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Hector: You got to fire your big gun. Did it meet your expectations?
Sheriff Hank Keough: Overrated.

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Hector Cyr: I'm a civilian, not a trout - you have no authority over me whatsoever.

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When Kelly is on the boat with Hank and the soon to be headless deputy, her green vest (life-jacket) is fully unzipped. When we see her immediately after she's been knocked in the water, her jacket is zipped almost all the way up.

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In the scene with Fonda and Gleeson reaching the morgue to look at the tooth, you can hear in the background a page for Dr Miner. Steve Miner directed the film.

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