Quotes from Brad Dourif movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

[Stan initially ignores the Wagners while he works on his crossword puzzle.]
Stan: Can I help you?
Mrs. Wagner: Yes. We recently lost someone in the family.
Stan: OK.
Mrs. Wagner: And we're wondering if cremation is all you do here.
Stan: Yes.
Mr. Wagner: We really like the rates that you offered here and we're wondering if there were any alternatives.
Stan: No.
Mr. Wagner: No?
Stan: No.
Mr. Wagner: Great. Well, what's with the, uh, casket?
Stan: It's for show.
Mr. Wagner: Well, being that you're in the business, maybe you can refer us to someone.
Stan: There's brochures by the door.
Mr. Wagner: [Aping Stan] Honey, there's brochures by the door. (00:10:56 - 00:11:27)

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Jarod: You can't kill this guy, Stanley - he's a nobody.
Stan: OK.

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Jarod: OK... um... 44 down: one subject to oppression, loss, or suffering.
Stan: OK... One subject to oppression, loss, or suffering.
Jarod: Yeah. It's 44 down... one, two, three. Six letters.
[Driver in back of Stan's car starts blowing the horn, nonstop, and starts passing.]
Stan: What are the last two letters?
Jarod: "I" and "M."
Stan: Guess... come on!
[Car is in the left lane, alongside Stan, passing - with horn still blowing.]
Stan: [mumbles] You son of a b... VICTIM! (01:20:30)

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[Stan, working on his crossword puzzle, initially ignores Jarod.]
Stan: Can I help you?
Jarod: Yeah. I thought you only do cremations here.
Stan: We do.
Jarod: Then. Uh. Why do you got the coffin?
Stan: It's for show.
Jarod: Why offer something if you're not going to sell it?
Stan: I don't offer it.
Jarod: It's a perfectly good coffin. You should sell it.
Stan: I DON'T OFFER IT.
Jarod: OK. (00:20:22)

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Piter De Vries: As you instructed me, I have enlightened your nephews concerning my plan.
Baron Harkonnen: My plan.
Piter De Vries: ...the plan... to crush the Atreides.

Piter De Vries: I imagined many pleasures with you. It is better perhaps that you die in the innards of a Worm.

Piter De Vries: I knew Yueh's wife. I was the one who broke his Imperial conditioning. I've thought of many pleasures with you. It is perhaps better that you die in the innards of a worm.

Baron Harkonnen: What does Leto say, Piter?
Piter De Vries: Vendetta, he says, using the ancient tongue. The art of kanly is still alive in the Universe. He does not wish to meet or speak with you.
Baron Harkonnen: I made my peace gesture. The forms of kanly have been obeyed.

The Gemini Killer: Catatonics are so easy to possess.

The Gemini Killer: It's the smiles that keep us going. The bits of giggles and good cheer.

Deputy Pell: You got no right to be here. This is a political meeting.
Ward: Doesn't smell that way to me, Deputy.
Deputy Pell: It's a damn political meeting, Hoover Boy.
Ward: Oh, it looks like a political meeting, but smells more like Klan to me... with or without the Halloween costumes.

Deputy Pell: It's a goddamn political meeting, hoover boy.
Ward: Oh, it looks like a political meeting but it smells more like Klan to me, with or without the Halloween costumes.

Younger Brother: What kind of music do you play?
Coalhouse Walker Jr.: Anything they ask me to, and then I play ragtime.

Tiffany: I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. My mother always said, "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse."
Chucky: Well, that would explain your sister.

Chucky: We're not from Japan! We're from Jersey.

Chucky: Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still won't shut up.

Glen: Why do you kill?
Chucky: Umm... hobby, I guess.

Chucky: It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Glen: But, isn't violence bad?
Chucky: No, son. "Violins." Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country.

Chucky: Come to papa.