Quotes from Billy West movies and TV shows

My Three Suns - S1-E7

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Episode Two: The Series Has Landed - S1-E2

Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Bender: Well let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Fry: Too much work. Let's we burn it and *say* we dumped it in the sewer.

Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Space Pilot 3000 - S1-E1

Fry: Wow, a real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag!

War is the H-Word - S3-E2

Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle's not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

Spanish Fry - S5-E12

Fry: Look. Normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn.
Bender: I'll say. Whooooo!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.
Bender: That's what she said. Whooooo!

Crimes of the Hot - S5-E1

Fry: Bender, this world just isn't good enough for you.
Bender: Not even close.

Put Your Head on My Shoulder - S2-E10

Fry: I'm not a one-woman man.
Leela: I'm sure you'll be back to zero soon enough.

Fry: You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Leela: You're just jealous.
Fry: No I'm not. Oh wait - yes I am. But my point remains valid.

Anthology of Interest 2 - S4-E3

Fry: All right. It's Saturday night. I have no date, a half-litre bottle of Shesta, and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock.

Fry: You named your boil Susan?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.

Philip J. Fry: Bite my shiny metal hat!

Philip J. Fry: I'll miss you, Bender. You and your robots, take good care of Earth. Here. These are the keys to the Bermuda Triangle. Lock up when the world ends.

Ralph Roach: We know where you live. We live where you live.

Rodney Roach: Well, you know, we've gotta get Lily back, too.
Ralph Roach: Forget that. I'm a cockroach, not Santy Claus.