Tugg Speedman: Wait, guys, are you telling me you're giving up on the movie? I thought we were supposed to be a team, a unit.
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.
Tugg Speedman: I am a rooster illusion!
Alpa Chino: Fuck it. We'll fix him later.
Evan: Costco is for members only.
Josh: I've learned along the way you can discover more by allowing yourself to be surprised by what you encounter.
Dr. Nagato: You have arthritis in your knee.
Josh: Arthritis arthritis?
Dr. Nagato: Yes. I usually just say it once.
Steve Arlo: I don't think he's ever kissed a girl. He's like 30-something years old.
Gregory Stark: Is this your kid?
Steve Arlo: Nope. Just a rental.
Steve Arlo: He can elicit a confession from a criminal without their realizing they're being questioned.
Gregory Stark: How does he do it?
Steve Arlo: He has a deeply nuanced and thoroughly functional understanding of human behavior to rival the great psychoanalytical minds of our time. He understands the criminal mind as well as the innocent mind, the stable mind as well as the psychotic, sociopathic mind. The male, as well as the female.
Steve Arlo: He can tell you where you were born, how old your mother was at the time, and what you had for breakfast, all within 30 seconds of meeting you.
Steve Arlo: Why are we talking on the phone?
Daryl Zero: I told you. We can't be too careful. Two guys in an airport... talking? It's a little fishy.
Steve Arlo: There aren't any good guys. You realise that, don't you? I mean: there aren't evil guys, and innocent guys. It's just - it's just... It's just a bunch of guys.
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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