Mark Kaminsky: You gave me a Raw Deal.
Commander Lou Donnelly CPD: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?
Ivan Danko: Vodka.
Art Ridzik: Captain Danko, congratulations. You are now the proud owner of the most powerful handgun in the world.
Ivan Danko: Soviet Podbyrin, nine-point-two milimeter, is world's most powerful handgun.
Art Ridzik: Oh, come on, everybody knows the .44 Magnum is the big boy on the block. Why do you think Dirty Harry uses it?
Ivan Danko: Who is Dirty Harry?
Art Ridzik: You were talking to that jazzball so long I thought about having my head shaved.
Ivan Danko: It could be a good idea.
Art Ridzik: About this pile-of-shit pimp in here. In this country, we try to protect the rights of individuals. It's called the Miranda Act, and it says that you can't even touch his ass.
Ivan Danko: I do not want to touch his ass. I want to make him talk.
Kalidor: I'm not a mercenary. No body pays me. And if I feel someone one owes me, I take it.
Damon Killian: Hi, cutie-pie. You know, one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?
Ben Richards: I've seen you before. You're the asshole on TV.
Damon Killian: That's funny. I was gonna say the same thing about you.
Laughlin: Who the hell is this?
Ben Richards: She's the one who turned me in at the airport. Guess this is her reward.
Amber: Oh, go ahead. Make jokes. It's all your fault I'm here. They think I'm helping you out. They even think I'm your girlfriend.
Ben Richards: I can straighten that out. You see that camera up there? I'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.
Amber: Me and my big mouth. We should have taken the trip to Hawaii.
Ben Richards: I had the shirt for it but you fucked it up.
Damon Killian: Drop dead!
Ben Richards: I don't do requests.
Ben Richards: Killian. I'll be back.
Damon Killian: Only in a rerun.
Ben Richards: I'm not into politics, I'm into survival.
Ben Richards: Damn that Killian!
Amber Mendez: What's wrong? You should be happy! We're officially dead, we can go anywhere, do anything.
Ben Richards: No! Don't you understand yet? They'll never let us out of here alive, they can't afford it! They'll get the police, the army, and hunt us down like dogs! Off camera, of course.
Ben Richards: Hey Killian! Here is Subzero. Now, plain zero!
Ben Richards: Laughlin, break's over! Come on, let's get going!
William Laughlin: I'm going somewhere, but not with you. Buzzsaw took care of my traveling arrangements.
Ben Richards: My God.
William Laughlin: Weiss?
Amber Mendez: He's dead. But he gave me the code. The satellite uplink code.
William Laughlin: The underground has a broadcast center in Quadrant Four. Take her, take her and the code to Mic. Don't let us die for nothing. Listen, we're counting on you. Don't let us down. I don't want to be the only asshole in Heaven, Ben.
Ben Richards: Guns? You don't need guns to jam a satellite!
Mic: I do, to keep it. The minute I steal the signal the network will try to shunt the next one in orbit. Stevie's group is going inside to stop them now.
Ben Richards: These kids? That's a bad move, Mic! They need a leader, they need someone with experience!
Mic: I thought you were looking for the door.
Ben Richards: I told Killian I'd be back. I wouldn't want to be a liar.
The Terminator: I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.
Cigar Biker: You forgot to say please.
John Connor: We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.
The Terminator: It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.
John Connor: Yeah. Major drag, huh?
Sarah Connor: Keep it under 65. We don't want to be pulled over.
The Terminator: Affirmative.
John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative" or some shit like that. You say, "No problemo." If someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say "Eat me." And if you want to shine 'em on it's, "Hasta la vista, baby."
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
John Connor: Yeah. Or, "Later dickwad." If someone gets upset you say, "Chill out." Or you can do combinations.
The Terminator: "Chill out...dickwad."
John Connor: That's great! See, you're getting it.
The Terminator: No problemo.
